005 /Accidental Voice\ Discedo

[overlordlaharl]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!

You think you can defeat the great Overlord Laharl?! You're a million years too early to fight me!

[Growling, more laughter and the noise of slaughtering could be heard. The growls turn in to whimpers before silence takes over. Laharl's laughter eventually dies down.]

...aha~ Pathetic monsters. Just a waste of time! [There's a slight jingle of his golden cuffs and shifting of his giant sword.]

As much as they are a decent warm up after all this time of not being able to use my hands.

Huh!? Has this stupid device been on all this time?! INCONCEIVABLE --!

Comments

[omniconcert.livejournal.com]

Coach is, like, so much more handsome when killing monsters than you are.

[overloadlaharl.livejournal.com]

LIKE I CARE IF I'M HANDSOME WHILE FIGHTING! BEAUTY SHOULDN'T BE INVOLVED WHILE IN COMBAT!

[omniconcert.livejournal.com]

A real Evil King is totally handsome all the time.

[overloadlaharl.livejournal.com]

You should follow Mid-boss around if you ador- No. Nevermind about him! He's stupid just like Floor Shadow!

[omniconcert.livejournal.com]

Mid-boss? Floor Shadow? Huh?

[overloadlaharl.livejournal.com]

You're kidding...

Are you really that dense?!

[omniconcert.livejournal.com]

Dense about what?

[overloadlaharl.livejournal.com]

Everything!

[omniconcert.livejournal.com]

You're so totally not making any sense!

[overloadlaharl.livejournal.com]

Neither are you!

Fine, let me spell it out for you! Mid-boss is a moronitic demon who keeps messing up and getting in my way! Floor Shadow is that guy you adore and never shut up about!

1/2

[omniconcert.livejournal.com]

...Floor Shadow...?

2/2

[omniconcert.livejournal.com]

Ohmigosh, don't you dare give such a lame name to Coach! He's, like, way more cool than you are!

[overloadlaharl.livejournal.com]

I doubt that.

I name whoever I want to! Mid-boss accepted his name without a problem!

[omniconcert.livejournal.com]

Well, I don't care about any Mid-Boss or whatever! I care about Coach, and, like, that's so totally wrong to call him such a lame name!

[overloadlaharl.livejournal.com]

I'm just going to keep call him Floor Shadow and there's nothing you can do about it!

[omniconcert.livejournal.com]

I'm going to have to, like, totally teach you a lesson, then!

[overloadlaharl.livejournal.com]

Like you can. Its too early for you to try and challenge me!

[omniconcert.livejournal.com]

As if! I bet I could, like, totally take you down!

[overloadlaharl.livejournal.com]

I doubt that, weakling!

[omniconcert.livejournal.com]

Denial is dorky!

[overloadlaharl.livejournal.com]

Being dense is even stupider.

[omniconcert.livejournal.com]

You're totally unhandsome and, like, no where near as cool as an Evil King.

[overloadlaharl.livejournal.com]

Being Overlord AND King is way better than having one title! Besides, I don't give a rat's ass if I'm handsome or not.

[omniconcert.livejournal.com]

'Overlord' makes you sound like you're fat.

[overloadlaharl.livejournal.com]

I've seen Overlords that ARE fat and I'm NOT one of them!

[omniconcert.livejournal.com]

You will be.

[overloadlaharl.livejournal.com]

I WILL NOT! IF ANYTHING YOU WOULD.

[omniconcert.livejournal.com]

....

Piggy.

[overloadlaharl.livejournal.com]

This is pointless.

I won't get fat here and that's final!

[omniconcert.livejournal.com]

As if!

Oink oink oink oink!