005 /Accidental Voice\ Discedo

[overlordlaharl]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!

You think you can defeat the great Overlord Laharl?! You're a million years too early to fight me!

[Growling, more laughter and the noise of slaughtering could be heard. The growls turn in to whimpers before silence takes over. Laharl's laughter eventually dies down.]

...aha~ Pathetic monsters. Just a waste of time! [There's a slight jingle of his golden cuffs and shifting of his giant sword.]

As much as they are a decent warm up after all this time of not being able to use my hands.

Huh!? Has this stupid device been on all this time?! INCONCEIVABLE --!

Comments

[omniconcert.livejournal.com]

Coach is, like, so much more handsome when killing monsters than you are.

[overloadlaharl.livejournal.com]

LIKE I CARE IF I'M HANDSOME WHILE FIGHTING! BEAUTY SHOULDN'T BE INVOLVED WHILE IN COMBAT!

[omniconcert.livejournal.com]

A real Evil King is totally handsome all the time.

[overloadlaharl.livejournal.com]

You should follow Mid-boss around if you ador- No. Nevermind about him! He's stupid just like Floor Shadow!

[omniconcert.livejournal.com]

Mid-boss? Floor Shadow? Huh?

[overloadlaharl.livejournal.com]

You're kidding...

Are you really that dense?!

[omniconcert.livejournal.com]

Dense about what?

[overloadlaharl.livejournal.com]

Everything!

[omniconcert.livejournal.com]

You're so totally not making any sense!

[overloadlaharl.livejournal.com]

Neither are you!

Fine, let me spell it out for you! Mid-boss is a moronitic demon who keeps messing up and getting in my way! Floor Shadow is that guy you adore and never shut up about!

1/2

[omniconcert.livejournal.com]

...Floor Shadow...?

2/2

[omniconcert.livejournal.com]

Ohmigosh, don't you dare give such a lame name to Coach! He's, like, way more cool than you are!

[overloadlaharl.livejournal.com]

I doubt that.

I name whoever I want to! Mid-boss accepted his name without a problem!

[omniconcert.livejournal.com]

Well, I don't care about any Mid-Boss or whatever! I care about Coach, and, like, that's so totally wrong to call him such a lame name!

[overloadlaharl.livejournal.com]

I'm just going to keep call him Floor Shadow and there's nothing you can do about it!

[omniconcert.livejournal.com]

I'm going to have to, like, totally teach you a lesson, then!

[overloadlaharl.livejournal.com]

Like you can. Its too early for you to try and challenge me!

[omniconcert.livejournal.com]

As if! I bet I could, like, totally take you down!

[overloadlaharl.livejournal.com]

I doubt that, weakling!

[omniconcert.livejournal.com]

Denial is dorky!

[overloadlaharl.livejournal.com]

Being dense is even stupider.

[omniconcert.livejournal.com]

You're totally unhandsome and, like, no where near as cool as an Evil King.

[overloadlaharl.livejournal.com]

Being Overlord AND King is way better than having one title! Besides, I don't give a rat's ass if I'm handsome or not.

[omniconcert.livejournal.com]

'Overlord' makes you sound like you're fat.

[overloadlaharl.livejournal.com]

I've seen Overlords that ARE fat and I'm NOT one of them!

[omniconcert.livejournal.com]

You will be.

[overloadlaharl.livejournal.com]

I WILL NOT! IF ANYTHING YOU WOULD.

[omniconcert.livejournal.com]

....

Piggy.

[overloadlaharl.livejournal.com]

This is pointless.

I won't get fat here and that's final!

[omniconcert.livejournal.com]

As if!

Oink oink oink oink!

[eviltriumphs.livejournal.com]

[overloadlaharl.livejournal.com]

Which word, Floor Shadow?

You being a moron?

[eviltriumphs.livejournal.com]

YOU'RE THE MORON, BUG HEAD! Bah, so you killed a few of those dogs. So what? I could do that in my sleep!

[overloadlaharl.livejournal.com]

So?

I've killed more than just dogs!

[eviltriumphs.livejournal.com]

Like what?! Kittens?

[overloadlaharl.livejournal.com]

No, you imbecile! I don't know what they were but they were huge and pink! It also had a long tongue!

[eviltriumphs.livejournal.com]

What, the things with their brains exposed?

[overloadlaharl.livejournal.com]

I HAVE TOO FLOOR SHADOW!

Yes.

[eviltriumphs.livejournal.com]

Yeah, right. I bet you're not even evil enough to kick puppies, cockroach.

Ugh. I hate those things. One minute I'm trying to enjoy tormenting my slave, the next he's making some ruckus about one of those things creeping around on the walls. As much as I enjoy crushing weaker beings, it's just plain annoying when I'm busy!

[overloadlaharl.livejournal.com]

Where I come from, the puppies and kittens are giant.

What's this I hear?! Floor Shadow actually having trouble with things?

[eviltriumphs.livejournal.com]

THAT JUST MEANS MORE SURFACE AREA TO ATTACK!!

Trouble? With those pitful things?! No, the only thing I'm having trouble with is a certain slave's lack of resolve, but I'll fix that after a nice, long "discussion", hehehehehe...