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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!

You think you can defeat the great Overlord Laharl?! You're a million years too early to fight me!

[Growling, more laughter and the noise of slaughtering could be heard. The growls turn in to whimpers before silence takes over. Laharl's laughter eventually dies down.]

...aha~ Pathetic monsters. Just a waste of time! [There's a slight jingle of his golden cuffs and shifting of his giant sword.]

As much as they are a decent warm up after all this time of not being able to use my hands.

Huh!? Has this stupid device been on all this time?! INCONCEIVABLE --!

Date: 2008-08-12 02:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] omniconcert.livejournal.com
Coach is, like, so much more handsome when killing monsters than you are.

Date: 2008-08-12 02:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] overloadlaharl.livejournal.com
LIKE I CARE IF I'M HANDSOME WHILE FIGHTING! BEAUTY SHOULDN'T BE INVOLVED WHILE IN COMBAT!

Date: 2008-08-12 02:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] omniconcert.livejournal.com
A real Evil King is totally handsome all the time.

Date: 2008-08-12 02:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] overloadlaharl.livejournal.com
You should follow Mid-boss around if you ador- No. Nevermind about him! He's stupid just like Floor Shadow!

Date: 2008-08-12 02:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] omniconcert.livejournal.com
Mid-boss? Floor Shadow? Huh?

Date: 2008-08-12 02:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] overloadlaharl.livejournal.com
You're kidding...

Are you really that dense?!

Date: 2008-08-12 02:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] omniconcert.livejournal.com
You're so totally not making any sense!

Date: 2008-08-12 02:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] overloadlaharl.livejournal.com
Neither are you!

Fine, let me spell it out for you! Mid-boss is a moronitic demon who keeps messing up and getting in my way! Floor Shadow is that guy you adore and never shut up about!

1/2

Date: 2008-08-12 02:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] omniconcert.livejournal.com
...Floor Shadow...?

2/2

Date: 2008-08-12 02:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] omniconcert.livejournal.com
Ohmigosh, don't you dare give such a lame name to Coach! He's, like, way more cool than you are!

Date: 2008-08-12 02:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] overloadlaharl.livejournal.com
I doubt that.

I name whoever I want to! Mid-boss accepted his name without a problem!

Date: 2008-08-12 02:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] omniconcert.livejournal.com
Well, I don't care about any Mid-Boss or whatever! I care about Coach, and, like, that's so totally wrong to call him such a lame name!

Date: 2008-08-12 02:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] overloadlaharl.livejournal.com
I'm just going to keep call him Floor Shadow and there's nothing you can do about it!

Date: 2008-08-12 02:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] omniconcert.livejournal.com
I'm going to have to, like, totally teach you a lesson, then!

Date: 2008-08-12 02:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] overloadlaharl.livejournal.com
Like you can. Its too early for you to try and challenge me!

Date: 2008-08-12 02:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] omniconcert.livejournal.com
As if! I bet I could, like, totally take you down!

Date: 2008-08-12 02:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] overloadlaharl.livejournal.com
Being dense is even stupider.

Date: 2008-08-12 03:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] omniconcert.livejournal.com
You're totally unhandsome and, like, no where near as cool as an Evil King.

Date: 2008-08-12 03:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] overloadlaharl.livejournal.com
Being Overlord AND King is way better than having one title! Besides, I don't give a rat's ass if I'm handsome or not.

Date: 2008-08-12 03:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] omniconcert.livejournal.com
'Overlord' makes you sound like you're fat.

Date: 2008-08-12 03:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] overloadlaharl.livejournal.com
I've seen Overlords that ARE fat and I'm NOT one of them!

Date: 2008-08-12 03:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] overloadlaharl.livejournal.com
I WILL NOT! IF ANYTHING YOU WOULD.

Date: 2008-08-12 03:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] overloadlaharl.livejournal.com
This is pointless.

I won't get fat here and that's final!

Date: 2008-08-12 03:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] omniconcert.livejournal.com
As if!

Oink oink oink oink!

Date: 2008-08-12 05:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] overloadlaharl.livejournal.com
Which word, Floor Shadow?

You being a moron?

Date: 2008-08-12 05:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eviltriumphs.livejournal.com


YOU'RE THE MORON, BUG HEAD! Bah, so you killed a few of those dogs. So what? I could do that in my sleep!

Date: 2008-08-12 05:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] overloadlaharl.livejournal.com
So?

I've killed more than just dogs!

Date: 2008-08-12 06:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] overloadlaharl.livejournal.com
No, you imbecile! I don't know what they were but they were huge and pink! It also had a long tongue!

Date: 2008-08-12 06:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eviltriumphs.livejournal.com


What, the things with their brains exposed?

Date: 2008-08-12 06:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] overloadlaharl.livejournal.com
I HAVE TOO FLOOR SHADOW!

Yes.

Date: 2008-08-12 06:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eviltriumphs.livejournal.com
Yeah, right. I bet you're not even evil enough to kick puppies, cockroach.

Ugh. I hate those things. One minute I'm trying to enjoy tormenting my slave, the next he's making some ruckus about one of those things creeping around on the walls. As much as I enjoy crushing weaker beings, it's just plain annoying when I'm busy!

Date: 2008-08-12 06:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] overloadlaharl.livejournal.com
Where I come from, the puppies and kittens are giant.

What's this I hear?! Floor Shadow actually having trouble with things?

Date: 2008-08-12 07:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eviltriumphs.livejournal.com
THAT JUST MEANS MORE SURFACE AREA TO ATTACK!!

Trouble? With those pitful things?! No, the only thing I'm having trouble with is a certain slave's lack of resolve, but I'll fix that after a nice, long "discussion", hehehehehe...

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