005 /Accidental Voice\ Discedo

[overlordlaharl]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!

You think you can defeat the great Overlord Laharl?! You're a million years too early to fight me!

[Growling, more laughter and the noise of slaughtering could be heard. The growls turn in to whimpers before silence takes over. Laharl's laughter eventually dies down.]

...aha~ Pathetic monsters. Just a waste of time! [There's a slight jingle of his golden cuffs and shifting of his giant sword.]

As much as they are a decent warm up after all this time of not being able to use my hands.

Huh!? Has this stupid device been on all this time?! INCONCEIVABLE --!

Comments

[omniconcert.livejournal.com]

Well, I don't care about any Mid-Boss or whatever! I care about Coach, and, like, that's so totally wrong to call him such a lame name!

[overloadlaharl.livejournal.com]

I'm just going to keep call him Floor Shadow and there's nothing you can do about it!

[omniconcert.livejournal.com]

I'm going to have to, like, totally teach you a lesson, then!

[overloadlaharl.livejournal.com]

Like you can. Its too early for you to try and challenge me!

[omniconcert.livejournal.com]

As if! I bet I could, like, totally take you down!

[overloadlaharl.livejournal.com]

I doubt that, weakling!

[omniconcert.livejournal.com]

Denial is dorky!

[overloadlaharl.livejournal.com]

Being dense is even stupider.

[omniconcert.livejournal.com]

You're totally unhandsome and, like, no where near as cool as an Evil King.

[overloadlaharl.livejournal.com]

Being Overlord AND King is way better than having one title! Besides, I don't give a rat's ass if I'm handsome or not.

[omniconcert.livejournal.com]

'Overlord' makes you sound like you're fat.

[overloadlaharl.livejournal.com]

I've seen Overlords that ARE fat and I'm NOT one of them!

[omniconcert.livejournal.com]

You will be.

[overloadlaharl.livejournal.com]

I WILL NOT! IF ANYTHING YOU WOULD.

[omniconcert.livejournal.com]

....

Piggy.

[overloadlaharl.livejournal.com]

This is pointless.

I won't get fat here and that's final!

[omniconcert.livejournal.com]

As if!

Oink oink oink oink!